Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs

Tracklist(44)

A1How To Become A Virgin
A2Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap?
A3Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur
A4Priest With The Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out Of My Bed
A5The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like To See You In His Office
A6Perils Of Believing In Round Squares
A7Flash's Theme
A8Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You A Cantaloupe
A9Turning Your Merchandise Into A Ripped Wall Of Mini-Abs
A10Bring Your 6.5 Italian Carbine
A11Alas Here Comes The Hypochondriacs To Wait With You In The Lobby
A12Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia
A13Flight Of The Wounded Locust
A14Get Off The Cross, The Wood Is Needed
A15Wet Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case
A16This Is Radio Surgery
A17Spitting In The Faces Of Fools As A Source Of Nutrition
A18Sever The Toes
A19Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
A20Moth-Eaten Deer Head
B1Brand New Set Of Teeth
B2How To Build A Pessimistic Lie Detector
B3Nice Tranquil Thumb In Mouth
B4Dog Without A Collar (Run Over Red Rover)
B5Normal Run Of The Much (Compensation For Conversation)
B6Stucco Obelisks Labeled As Trees
B7Straight From The Horse's Mouth
B8An Extra Piece Of Dead Meat
B9Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys
B10Backbones Of Jack Asses
B11Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irraitonality
B12Skin Graft At Seventy-Five Miles Per Hour
B13High-Maintenance Libido, Bring The Whole Family
B14Halfway To A Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude To A Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony... Yea Whatever)
B15Kill Roger Hedgecock
B16Hairspray Suppository
B17Cattle Mutilation
B18Prepare To Qualify
B19Pain Reliever
B20Off By A Long Shot
B21#99
B22Head Hits Concrete
B23Ass Gravity
B24Keep Off The Tracks